George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.

(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

by jmanuel June 23, 2010

Ideot

Ide(-ological zeal-)ot. A fervent believer of some idea (no matter, whether it's political or not), a preacher of it to unaffiliated folks.

All sciences have been contaminated by mathematical ideots thinking that numbers are everywhere and they are king of all. That's why you get to learn statistics even in literature studies

by Arturino_Burachelini April 29, 2023

Male identified

A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".

Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"

by Rayraydust January 8, 2019

Ethnic Identity Disorder

Ethnic identity disorder is a conflict between a person's actual physical ethnicity and the one they actually identify him or herself as. For example, a person identified as a white suburbanite may actually feel and act like an inner city black kid.

Ebonify dis whack English. Sup?, Said Biff to his mother.

Honey, we need to take you to a psychotherapist. I think you suffer from Ethnic Identity Disorder

by Dr. Agnes Freud October 30, 2010

idut

1. An idiot that is incoherent to the point where they don't deserve to be called idiot, but rather idut.

2. someone whos that much of a dumbass they've devolved to fucking chimpanzees ( i mean like why u so dumb)

biggo mode jimmy: "so like what we cookin' up yung tommy"

lil dick tom: "shiiiit how bout in-n-out"

biggo mode jimmy: "my nigga fym 'in-n-out' u cant cook up no taco bell fuking idut"

lil dick tom: "bruh they just sandwiches"

biggo mode jimmy: "well bitch that aint in-n-out there a differenceeee my nigga"

by b0p January 27, 2019

idewtk

i don't even want to know

person 1: my brother got stuck in a tree while he was banging our dog last night

person 2: ..................idewtk

by my pseudonym goes here. April 5, 2010

Identical Twin Theory

The idea that two semi-attractive females have an increased sexual desirability due to being identical twins. (It is similar in concept to the cheerleader effect).

Guy 1: yo check it out hot twins at our 9 o'clock. I'd do 'em.
Guy 2: you mean those two semi-ugly bitches? hell no!

Identical Twin Theory in effect.

by GamerGuy631- June 26, 2009