Gamers itch

A random itch that is caused by stress while playing a video game. This usually happens while playing a game where you can't take your hand off of the controller.

I was on the final level doing some heavy button mashing then I got gamers itch on my elbow.

by ELxNick December 4, 2010

itchy gitchy gone

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin

I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

by kandiblades June 11, 2008

itchy pussy

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

Turd Itch

The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.

My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!

by Gozzum October 11, 2014

itchgasm

when you scratch an itchy bite and you get a really tense orgasmic feeling

i itch my leg and it feels so good i itch faster, just like sex. so we say i am having an itchgasm

by lauren made a word March 7, 2009

itchy sac

A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.

"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."

by goldsac October 20, 2008

Cashew Itch

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.

"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."

by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010