ION 

An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. In more humorous uses, it can 'ironically' segue into something actually strongly related to the first topic. Compare BTW.

... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.

ION by adick87 January 11, 2009

ion 

A excellent paintball gun. At the price of 285 it comes with ramping and break beam eyes. Competes with gun 2x or 3x it's price. Made by Smart Parts inc.

Paintball gun low priced.

ion by Paint Freak 98 April 4, 2005

Ion 

A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.

Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.

Ion by Slumdog23 October 27, 2010

ion 

ion is a short word used during texting; when a person doesn't feel like using "I don't" they combine the word and make ion

Mariah ion want to wash those dishses today! Carrie ion feel like washing them either so get on your job!

ion by BrenTheDefintionOfReal May 8, 2018

ion 

A word for bumbling retards who don’t care to spell out “I don’t”.

“Ion want to go” - absolute fucking moron

ion by dpoderman February 18, 2019

ION 

An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. Compare BTW.

... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.

ION by adick87 January 12, 2009

ion 

conjunction of i and don’t ( eye-ownt )

Tia “ you going to Amira’s birthday tomorrow ? “
Dre “ ion want to but my mom gonna make me . 🙄 “

ion by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019