Will: Why are you looking up masturbation? On the internet Steve?
Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!
Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*
Johnny:.....
Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!
Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*
Johnny:.....
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I'd had many unsettling dreams and my woman's intuition told me that my best friend was sneaking around with my ex-boyfriend, and when I confronted her about it turned out I was right.
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An adjective used to describe a noun or event of such spectacular nature that thinking about it makes you stupid.
Also used to describe an action or behavior involving such a high degree of skill that it is incomprehencible to the lay person.
Also used to describe an action or behavior involving such a high degree of skill that it is incomprehencible to the lay person.
While attempting to wade through a sea of wack MC's Deltron 3030 was able to construct rhymes so instupituous that none could match it.
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Get the Instupituous mug.Invented by Steven Hawks, a professor at BYU in Utah. The idea is that you can eat whatever you want, but only when you are actually hungry. This idea in theory keeps you from desiring or craving foods a diet wouldn't allow you to have. Professor Hawks apparently lost 50 pounds by following this philosophy, along with exercise, and is advocating it as a healtier lifestyle than just counting calories and dieting all the time.
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"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan
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Made famous by youtube's "TexasGrown409" AKA The Iraq Veteran Gamer.
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