Q: Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate from college?
A: I'm gonna be an IBM. Gotta make that cash!
by briantroy December 9, 2009
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This term stands for an "ideal black man." This term is mainly used by African-Americans and it was mentioned a lot in the movie Something New.
girl 1: I want a nice tall brotha whose been to college, has a respectable job, doesn't have any kids, and is fione

girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days

girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.
by Shadé Q. August 27, 2007
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A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.
IBM rocks.
by Don September 13, 2002
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"It's broke, man."
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
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I Blame Meyer

A good explanation for anything from canon- sues to murder.
She sicced Cedward and the BellBitch on us, SHE DESERVES TO DIE. Swine- flu? IBM.
by sparemint November 21, 2009
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Inmensa Bola de Mierda, spanish for Giant Ball of Shit.
You are an IBM

Eres una GBS
by Tu mama, si la tuya! December 1, 2010
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Infinitely Boring Meeting
Shoot! I have a full day of IBMs.
by Bob Jackson September 18, 2002
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