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M.A.F.I.A

Pronounced Mafia

An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."

Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
by MCMXCV April 16, 2008
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D.I.A.F

Dad I've already fucked, as opposed to D.I.L.F (Dad I'd like to fuck)
person x: OMG, have you seen Mr. Smith today? He is a total D.I.L.F.
person y: Yeah well, in my book he's a D.I.A.F.
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I.A.F.W

'IAFW' stands for IN A FRIEND WAY
If one of your friends has feelings for you but you don't feel the same way here's the situation:
Friend: I love you.
You: I love you too (I.A.F.W)
by ALLYBROOKESTOLEMYWIG September 13, 2018
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I.A.N.G.A.F.

Using profanity, saying you don’t care or that the situation doesn’t matter.
I Ain’t Never Give A Fuck
Person 1: Dang so you’re just gonna act like nothing happened?
Person 2: I ain’t never give a fuck (I.A.N.G.A.F./i.a.n.g.a.f.)
by Roxander May 28, 2025
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

- Hey bro, i just got new pc.
- D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F (Do I look like i give a fuck?)
by KillSed December 17, 2019
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Preston: Hey that truck has D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F on the back of that truck

Haley: Oh its slang for being out there.
by Fergaloodoo March 2, 2020
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, which also means Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck, is to be used when you want how litlle you care.
-Hey man, my dad just died
-D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
by ollycoly May 8, 2020
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