I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"

Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"

by bradanter96 January 20, 2011

kimbpap-i kidding me?

Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me?»
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.

Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.

by Maiken Doritos May 24, 2017

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

I want your kids in me

When a girl wants you to fuck her and dump your load in her

“Michael you’re so hot, I want your kids in me”

by rararamenn February 23, 2020

who-am-i-kidding? condom

The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.

That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom

by DJNrrd June 8, 2007

Stop it I dont like it kid

The one kid who as soon as something inconveniences them they scream "stop it I dont like it "

Hay, Keegan can you move out the way

Keegan: STOP IT I DONT LIKE IT !!!!!Stop it I dont like it kid

by man wit da plan and a werd ta May 7, 2021

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019