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i have to poop

by anonymous May 10, 2022
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I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.
"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"
by 3421 June 29, 2020
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i did a poop

i did a poop
i did a poop
by Ragster November 30, 2020
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OMG I NEED TO POOP

The need to poop EXTREMELY bad to the poin it starts to come out and leaves brown marks on your underwear, also farting is dangerous.
Hey hows it goin?

Oh its good. OMG I NEED TO POOP!

Nice dude.
by Poop master of poop March 18, 2010
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Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu
Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy
by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020
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i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
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poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.
I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.
by RealDollParts February 15, 2017
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