Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

I still beat

is a slang phrase used by guys in arguments with women that they've had sex with. It is genuinely regarded as the ultimate comeback to any insult a woman could use against a man she's had sex with, implying that despite the man's flaws, the woman still slept with him.

Becky: Fuck you Don you're a bitch
Don: I still beat tho

by cherrypopper224 August 15, 2018

I look beat

You ugly as fuck, get no hoes. Just a generally ugly ass dude

Man, I get no hoes probably Cause I look beat af.

by Bramon August 21, 2017

I aint beat

im not defeated;im done

Im not fighting her I aint beat.

by Stassii Jackson March 29, 2009

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003