yous'd've'f'i'd've

Australian Variant of "y'all'd've'f'i'd've"
Youse would have if I would have

Cunt 1: *pussies out of something*
Cunt 2: "yous'd've'f'i'd've"
Cunt 3 (Overseas Housing Investor): *Cries*

by Hi_Its_Matt August 29, 2022

Y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve

Contraction meaning “you all would have if I had have”

None of you took the hit chip challenge, but y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve.

by Sinnergy April 10, 2022

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

Meaning: You all would not have had ,had I had not have had you all to have had.

I don't recommend trying to explain this to someone with words, as they might have a heart attack. It's the longest grammatically correct contraction.

A: Oh my gosh! We finally did it! I'm so happy!

B: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd...

by jasmcmuffin May 5, 2025

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this

owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

by docter cat August 18, 2022

I'd'nt've

A triple contraction of the words "I would not have"

"I'd'nt've bought that car, but mine just broke down so I had to."

by Onezoop July 21, 2022

I've done so much for you

I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.

I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020