I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."

"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

by Monkey's Dad February 20, 2023

I'm all yours.

Meaning I belong to you.
You own me.
I love you.
I want no one else but you.

HI BABY SUP CUTIE SUP HOTTIE SUP SUP?
Can I be yours?
YEAH.
I'm all yours.

by KAWHAT September 23, 2005

I'm not your bitch

A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."

Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!

by Matjlav August 30, 2006

I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"

Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"

by Douchebagtwerp April 9, 2011

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable

Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable

by MickeyMouseeeee October 8, 2019

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

I'm not your bitch

The common response to a case of mistaken identity whereby someone wrongly suspects you of being their bitch.

"I'm afraid I must inform you that I'm not your bitch, I believe that might be your bitch sitting over there. Have a nice day."

by The Definitionizer December 1, 2006