I’m sorry

I apologize for everything Jews

Just don’t hurt me

I’m sorry

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

I’m sorry

What happened;
-schizotypal perSonality disorder
-all I want is you NOW
-haus for sale
-I’m a broke bitch who running out of money
-major depression
-listening to all the wrong ppl. Aka my mom

-our number (mine) got disconnected bday dates very sad it was significant

-What is life
-it’s getting hard to live
-why did you leave me
-depression still kickin my a
-bedridden

-empty consciousness

-body image issues I don’t feel sexy

-about to start self harming

-due to separation anxiety

-hospital bed awaits me
-what is wrong with me why can I never get it right

-feeling trapped and locked out
-never got help

-i need you to be my therapy
-distance kills
-Idk what happens next

-feeling like a burden to disclose my truths
-things have not been good

I’m sorry Idk how to text/communicate

Saddened by the misinterpretation; instant messaging gives me anxiety I was so happy that you replied Idk what to say didn’t want to say the bad things that happened to me. Still in recovery

by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 22, 2021

I’m sorry

I just now realized that this all was a mistake. I wanted to add though in the original post

I’m sorry

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)

by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

by SpeedyG123 February 27, 2010

i'm sorry sex

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse

Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.

by jay fucks dogs August 4, 2019

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009