I'm just really visual. 

I can't understand shit unless you draw me a picture.

You: You see, as active users rise over time, it only benefits us if those users spend money, causing sales volume to rise with it.
Dumb co-worker: I don't think that's right.
You: Here, let me draw you a graph. (draws graph)
Dumb co-worker: Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I'm just really visual.

I'm just really visual. by reezydos February 12, 2010

I'm Not Really A Waitress 

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

I'm Not Really A Waitress by winona September 6, 2005

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

ok

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam. by a sussy meaning guy thing July 4, 2022

Really I'm the plug 

You are actually the head of the local drug network, not just a run of the mill dealer like you say. There may be signs : more cash than street level dealer (way more), obscene quantities of drugs all the time

These folks think I'm just out here servin'...shit...really I'm the plug.

Really I'm the plug by Tcfuller79 January 18, 2017

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed 

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed by smohr March 3, 2011