hypothesticles

(n.) A variation of "nuts" (testicles) that females may have which represent that the girl has another person's complete attention to them. This type of attention usually refers to when a girl has strongly commanded another guy (or girl)'s romantic affection, but can also be used for when they have other friends/followers consistently demanding that female's attention. The word derives from "hypothetical" and "testicles."

1. Guy 1: "Man, have you seen Chris lately?"
Guy 2: "Nahh. He's always with that one girl he's been talkin to. He's all on her hypothesticles."

2. Girl 1: "How many times has he called you in the past five minutes?"
Girl 2: "I couldn't even count, girl. He's all up on my hypothesticles, you know?"

by Ryan McNugget May 14, 2011

Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis.

A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.

I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.

by Klotz November 4, 2003

Ryancassandra Hypothesis

This is when a much older man dates a much younger, unattractive (and usually slutty) woman, because he is desperate.

John felt alone, so he went for a Ryancassandra Hypothesis hoping that a young girl would like him because he could drive and buy beers.

by pedobot January 14, 2010

hypothethieves

Someone who steals another person’s hypothesis.

Experimenting in secret is the only way to keep hypothethieves ruining everything you’re working on.

by Nikkeye March 26, 2021

hive hypothesis

An open source project in which all members equally share the goals, work and results.

Wikipedia is the hive hypothesis in action.

by Victoria M. Kamm January 14, 2009

hypothesis

A guess made by someone with a PhD.

In common usage, the words hypothesis, model, theory, and law have different interpretations and are at times used without precision, but in science they have very exact meanings. A hypothesis is a limited statement regarding the cause and effect in a specific situation, which can be tested by experimentation and observation or by statistical analysis of the probabilities from the data obtained.

It's not just a guess, it's a hypothesis.

by Bill gronos July 11, 2006

protoplanet hypothesis

a really long confusing explination of how the solar system was established.

earth science is a really boring class.

by yogurt August 15, 2004