Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
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When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
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2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up.
But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.
Oh that's different..
No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.
Oh that's different..
No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
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