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White Man's Hydraulics

Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.
Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.

Willard- Such as?

Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.

Willard- Was this activity fun?

Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
by xMountainMistx April 2, 2010
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hydraulic

The act of skipping a meal and drinking instead
Dude, are you coming to get a bite to eat?" "No, I'm going hydraulic and staying at the party!
by Jimmy Lester June 3, 2011
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Hydraulics

A euphemistic term used to describe the male genitals or parts thereof. Coined by a DJ known as The Greaseman to avoid being fined by the FCC for offensive language.
Hey babe, slow down... we don't wanna wear out the hydraulics.

Geez, she really gave the old hydraulics a work-out.
by Macdonaldinho November 27, 2006
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hydraulophone

A hydraulophone is a water-based musical instrument that is played by pressing fingers against water jets to force water through or against an array of underwater whistles or similar sound-producing devices.
The world's largest hydraulophone is a large fountain that is the main centerpiece out in front of the Ontario Science Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. It runs 24 hours a day so that anyone can play on it anytime.
by Hydraulist September 16, 2010
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hydraulic nation

a person who makes (often derisive) sounds when communicating that sound like "sssshh", "tsssss", chsssh" "pssss", similar to the sound of hydraulic brakes on a truck. A person who makes these sounds is said to be a member of "hydraulic nation".
Did you hear what he said? tssss. (observer) Another member of hydraulic nation.
by Kurt W December 27, 2007
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Native hydraulics

When stupid ass natives drive around the walmart parking lot quickly hitting their breaks and gas repeatedly making the car seem to bounce around.
Wow silly fucking native can't even afford real hydraulics, They just have their faggy Native hydraulics. Go back to the rez.
by Throbbin Hammer January 18, 2010
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hydraulics

(Addendum to an existing word)
Slang term for the penis -- in limited use, originated on the syndicated "Greaseman" radio show in Washington DC.
She grabbed my manly hydraulics and gave them such a sss-squuuuee-eeze!
by unkie al October 15, 2004
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