Hydratula

1: What someone says to a Kim Dracula fan when they need to hydrate.

2: The act of hydrating with water often done by a Kim Dracula fan.

You need to hydratula before you have to go to the hospital.

Please remember to hydratula for your health.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

hydraulic press

Kokichi Ouma.

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"

by It's a lie nehehe October 19, 2020

Hydraulic Shit

The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.

Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!

by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

Hydraulic Pressable

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.

Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

by TsukiKitten August 24, 2023

hydraulics

a system added to a car which can raise or lower a car on command.

My wheels got hydraulics.

by heime October 9, 2003

Hydraulic Sandwich

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006