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Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).
Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.
by miguellisimo May 5, 2011
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facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.
She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.
by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011
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Hiding the Weasel

When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.
Guy: Dude, when your mom comes in make sure were hiding the weasel.

Girl: Okay! :) sounds good.
by Macavite Floator, and Puffet August 15, 2008
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a hiding

a place to hide under
I had to find a hiding when it was snowing.
by courtneyR123 February 19, 2014
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hidinginmyroom

A person who is a narcissistic, egoistical, loner .
Daniel always has been a leech.
(hidinginmyroom)
by IHaveAutism February 16, 2019
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hudingus

when someone goes to say hut gay and dingus at the same time
hey Trendan Bang your a Hudingus
by litfamyeetdab March 17, 2019
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