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henching 

verb, the act of doing assorted tasks whilst dressed in a uniform similar to ones peers, usually in the service of an egomaniacal villain

See henchman, henchmen, henchwoman
Most people think of henching as just turning dials or arbitrarily carrying wrenches, but some of us actually get to carry weapons!
henching by memnarc June 28, 2008

Bare Henching 

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.
Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!
Bare Henching by fiftybore March 7, 2011

Joel Hutchings 

Joel Hutchings is most likely the name of a person, probably with the first name 'Joel' and the last name 'Hutchings.'
Joel Hutchings is a nice person.

hutchings 

to creep around like an alligator and then bite people on the toes for no reason whatsover, other than it turns them on. apart from the nails which she digests and then goes for the kill.
"shit get away from that hutchings!"
"watch out, shes gunna hutch you!"
hutchings by Alex Shayler October 22, 2008

Haunching Up 

Also See "Haunch it up". The act of expelling a very large amount of crap after having held it in for far too long.

Haunching up can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour. Prolonged periods of haunching up may lead to back problems and hemorrhoids.
Andi: Where's Kelsey? I haven't seen her for 2 hours.
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Ralph: She's in the bathroom "haunching up". Probably gonna clog up the toilet again!
Haunching Up by Ralph M. Frichtl January 27, 2010

Henching 

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS
"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."
Henching by BadGrafter July 19, 2010