Hunch

Synonym for Hunter Brotherton. An inbred hunchback who lives in Bradenton, FL. Usually seen driving a broke down ass Ford in a mud hole and with a different girl every 6 months. Also a ginger. Claims his hunch isn’t funny because it’s a medical disorder.

I saw Hunch at Norms last night. He was checking out all the mud crickets.

Hey Hunch, pick up your gad damn phone.

by FuckBum September 1, 2019

Hunched

Short for “Scooteraphilia” or “Scooteritis” a lifestyle in which one hunches around in a hood with their drawstrings pulled tightly.

I hunched towards my car after I left the shop.

by Scooter69420 June 11, 2018

Hunch

When you are by yourself and have a slight hunch going on due to being a loner.

I'm hunching it soooo hard in the library right now.

by jblooo February 24, 2014

hunched

Hunched : someone who is a jealous two faced that is packing that meat. Someone who works at a meat market who doesnt get along. Slang for bitch

Dam that girl is hunched. She be having a hunched day

by neverforget May 20, 2014

Hunch

A nickname given to those who usually slouch and/or have some type of back related illness. Usually given by friends who use the nickname primaraly for the purpose to laugh at the other persons expense.

Jason: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Shawn: Yeah.
Jason: Watch this...YO HUNCH!!! GET SURGEORY YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING IGOR!!!
(Jack sticks up middle finger.)

by nick is high November 22, 2010

Hunched

When one is not worthy of your time. Someone who is not shit.

That guy tried to grab my booty.

Man, that he is so hunched!

by Bigmama October 25, 2016

hunched run

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.

Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.

by G-Stanky October 18, 2011