Himstress

a lonely and thirsty malewith no self-respect who willingly subjects himself to the attention of married woman

Have you met with Pete who such a himstress and only dates married broads.

by Geek god June 4, 2018

Hugpression

When you want hugs but you are not getting any.

Sharmayne: Omg I want a hug
Kristen: Ask someone who is with you
Sharmayne: no one is here
Kristen: Gg lo
Sharmayne: I HAVE HUGPRESSION SKSKSKSK

by Bangtanmaboisssss March 24, 2019

Hempstress

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.

We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.

by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019

Humphreys

A ‘Humphreys’ is a pro minecraft gamer. He is very good at the game but will also cheat and do anything he can to ensure dominance. A ‘Humphreys’ loves to be alpha of a minecraft server and will be a very sad Humphreys if he is killed

‘You can’t defeat Humphreys he is too powerful’
“Wow this Humphreys is such a sad little sweat”
“It’s just a game Humphreys chill out”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021

Huntress main

Someone that mains the character huntress is the game dead by daylight , they’re either an incredible human being , they pull all the girls and also are very funny people. The other breed of huntress mains are not loved by there family , there is also a 99% they have ttv in their name and are not good at the game.

Ohhh a huntress main , uh oh time to hide.

by Kyletopfragz February 10, 2022

Luke humphreys

Luke Humphreys’ always have monster slongs

I saw Luke humphreys monster slong last night and my gawd it’s was huge

by Gettyyatitsout January 12, 2019

humpress

Someone that has intimate relations with numerous men.

Watch your man around that humpress.

by International Giant August 30, 2013