Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

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Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

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humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

by promemerlmao December 8, 2016

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[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

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Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021

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