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urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
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The Hump

Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.
Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?
by zaviae September 18, 2012
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Hump Riding

The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.
By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.
by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010
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Humpany

-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.
"oh no, you can't come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight"
by BAMBIE July 18, 2007
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Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans
If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.
by YaboiChria May 19, 2019
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Hempfield High School

A school in a populus area where 74 IQ at most, 1.9 GPA, weed smoking small penis inbred people are located and every Girl is a fucking slut, bitch, dog, whore, mut, prostitute living with their 47-55 year old fathers and every Guy who lives here is a below average person in every aspect, druggies, thirsty for pussy, wannabe gangster. Don't get me started with the actual school though because there is shit dripping down from every ceiling at every high school and almost half of the teachers/staff are pregnant in almost every year. Dog shit, off brand, no skills people maybe 100 people out of 49,000 in the district are skilled at something.
by Manwtf2929290009 January 24, 2021
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