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Humanity

A word for our species, the hope for humanity depends on how well we advance and excel.
The more definitions I read on here, my faith in humanity decreases a bit.
by MadMixG June 1, 2014
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Faith in Humanity

Error 404: query: faith_in_humanity.exe not found.
by JumpyFerret420 January 24, 2019
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Humanity

The worst, most stupid race on planet earth, only a few of their kind have proven to be smart.
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?

Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org
1) Wow, i have lost all faith in humanity.

2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.
by MutsKun November 8, 2016
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Humanality

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
by xSelectivex July 3, 2011
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cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.
Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.
by timeee May 15, 2011
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Last Days of Humanity

Probably the most brutal band that ever existed. HARD GOREGRIND!!!!!
Last Days of Humanity makes Cannibal Corpse look like a silly little rock band.
by Mefisto December 28, 2008
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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is the best party game ever!
by EatShit95 June 30, 2018
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