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hudspeak

noun - An unofficial language delegated to people who type at prodigious speeds during the furious creation of an e-mail, Sadly, people fluent in the language typically do not possess the actual technical skill to type coherently. They also have not heard of spell check.
hudspeak example
i got a cowlick on ur forehead, smell like pee and have 2 HUGE fromt teeth?
translation
Do you happen to have a cowlick styled haircut, have an aroma similar to urine and do you possibily also have 2 larger then average anterior incisors? If that's true then you are very similar to my guinea pig.
by DGotto February 25, 2006
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Hesperia

A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.
Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.
by Bantu May 4, 2006
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hespevet

-hates the burnings of the elvenrope.
-does not live on wanzelestreet, does not live on wanzelestreet ( anymore)
oooooooh yeaaaah MC hespevet is getting down with it OLD SKOOOOL!!!
by vark April 6, 2003
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hespevet

1. The grease from a slice of bacon.
2. Person. See: wordnellex/word or wordgollem/word.
- "Help! There's a gremlin look-a-like who's e-mailing me at least one four-page essays on the "Torrasque"-unit from starcraft every hour!"
- "That's what you get for giving your e-mail addy to Hespevet"
by haedesch April 6, 2003
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Hueserfied

The attempt to sound intelligent yet completely screw up a sentence in emails that go out to the entire company
John's email was Hueserfied when he stated that he didn't want to be misinteruped instead of misunderstood.
by Drago0808 September 7, 2009
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hesperate

Horny and Desperate

When a Girl wants to get married at 19, she's obviously desperate and horny... especially as she doesn't even have a man.
Jagantha: I'm so tired

Fahgyma: yeah me too, if only I was married

Jagantha: why does being tired have anything to do with being married?
Faghyma: because I just wanna get married

Jagantha: but you don't even have a man

Faghyma: I know, I feel so desperate

Jagantha: omg Faghyma, you're so horny and desperate... you're Hesperate!
Faghyma: hehe yeah I am
by Jagantha April 18, 2018
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Hudspeth

The act of buying or serving tequila shots to a group of people early in an evening or event for the purpose of shutting down everyone's frontal lobes and eliciting deep conversation or streaking.
"Meagan wanted to get to know Brian better, and find out if he was gay or not, so she pulled a Hudspeth. After the second round of shots, she knew everything she needed to know."
by 987342 December 25, 2021
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