A total epic baller that is super hot and always gets laid.
On a scale of 1-10 this guy is 11 on chick magnet. All the ladies love him and want him inside of them. However hes a really nice guy and has a small circle of friends to he is always loyal to.
The act of buying or serving tequila shots to a group of peopleearly in an evening or event for the purpose of shutting down everyone's frontal lobes and eliciting deep conversation or streaking.
"Meagan wanted to get to know Brianbetter, and find out if he was gay or not, so she pulled a Hudspeth. After the second round of shots, she knew everything she needed to know."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.