hackable

(adj)
1: A person who is ripe for the hacking
2: An object (typically computer system) that is easily hacked/waiting to be hacked.

- Usually denotes a lack of intelligence and/or precaution
- Hopefully never heard "in the field" as it's usually stating the obvious

hax0r #1 "That guy is running win98 on a static IP with no firewall.. he is so hackable"
hax0r #2 "Let's go hax0r him"

by JackandJohn October 7, 2003

Mike Huckabee

Governor of Arkansas from 1996 to 2007 and religious fanatic who believes that the Sandy Hook tragedy was caused by the lack of teacher-led prayer in public schools. Unsuccessfully ran for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 2008 and currently hosts a political commentary show on Fox News called "Huckabee". It's a shame that Fox hires men like Huckabee who use horrific events such as the Sandy Hook shooting to pimp their fascist views. It's also incredible how many Americans wish they lived in a theocracy.

Mike Huckabee embodies what is wrong with the religious right-wing and Republican Party.

by Pacash80 January 5, 2013

i heart huckabees

a sweet, funny, and charming movie about a young man's search to discover the meaning of life. in short, an existential comedy of sheer brilliance.

Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.

by Indiefox September 3, 2005

Huckabee

A lie, or withholding of information done in an audacious, unrepentant, and habitual manner from a person with very little credibility.

Mitch is full of shit. The only thing coming out of his mouth are huckabees.

by Wyld Stallones June 18, 2019

mike huckabee

What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Huckalero

A reckless and unsafe person on the firing range.

That huckalero on lane 6 almost shot himself in the foot.

by VaFish May 1, 2007

Huckabee

In gay male anal sex; the fecal matter and/or blood which may coat the penis during and after penetration. (Named for famously anti-gay Republican conservative Mike Huckabee)

I'm glad I used a condom, because when I pulled out, there was Huckabee all over my cock

by ThomasRobertIrvin February 2, 2015