by Da Deutche March 23, 2011
Get the hoofty mug.An overweight woman, usually wearing clothing too small. Most women of the Mud Shark variety can be classified as Hoof Beast.
by Turbo Beast September 11, 2011
Get the Hoof Beast mug.A phrase/action preformed by "My little pony: friendship is magic" fans. It is the pony equivocalness to a "fist pump" or "bro fist"
by Jaxpowers February 4, 2012
Get the bro hoof mug.A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.
Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's
Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands
Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands
by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021
Get the Hoof hands mug.1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
by DirtiDimitri February 19, 2011
Get the under the hoof mug.Cockney rhyming slang for poof (homosexual). Typically as with most rhyming slang only the first word is used in conversation.
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Get the iron hoof mug.by JGR lll September 27, 2008
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