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dirty howitzer

When a bro orgasms and succussfully lands the load on the lower, middle, and upper back.
Last night when I pulled out, I over shot her ass, but still landed a dirty howitzer.
by The FSbrO September 19, 2013
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German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever
I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.
When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.
by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023
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Full like a howitzer

As early as the 18th century, a drunkard was "as full as a cannon" or even a howitzer, alluding to the enormous mass of explosive charge contained in such a gun. It was only in the course of the 19th century that the howitzer was added as a reinforcement of this idiom.
Look at her, she is full like a howitzer...
by screampie July 17, 2022
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howlitzer

when you are taking a crap and theres a fart behind it so that it shoots into the toilet, and youre butt cheeks slap together.
He was on the toilet pushing hard and let out a howlitzer
by 2baddavid February 6, 2008
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Horwitzer

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.
I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.
by Heman2020 August 21, 2011
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Street Howetzer

Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets
They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer

or

The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!
by Saberslinger March 21, 2009
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