Hoeni

Best/coolest person you will ever meet

Person 1: have you seen hoeni he is sooo cool
Person 2: yeah I know right

by Ya boy biscuit April 10, 2020

Hoennshipper

One who enjoys the idea of the characters Brendan and May (from the Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald games) as a couple. They were semi-popular in their games' heyday, but have since faded into the background. Nowadays, they are rather rare, though not extremely so. Just don't expect to see as many of them as you would May/Drew shippers.

They are notable in that they support a pairing with little to no fictional basis outside the games. They acknowledge this (the level-headed ones, anyway), and maintain that their support is due to personal preference alone.

Not to be confused with Franticshipping, which concerns Ruby and Sapphire from the Pokemon Adventures manga, who look identical to May and Brendan, but are otherwise completely distinct entities.

"I can say, with no small amount of pride, that I am a Hoennshipper."

by Longarm Prime May 11, 2008

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

by Nicholas December 21, 2002

HoneNone flu

Another way of saying H1N1 Influenza A (formerly Swine flu).

My kid's school closed down because his classmate might have the HoneNone flu.

by wyldcherry April 30, 2009

Hopen

A combination of hope and open. Hope literally becomes the beginning of openness, driving it forward. Hope becomes the entrance to openness, the catalyst, and by combining hope and open there is also a flexibility, the possibility for change, dissonance, harmony. Hopen is sustainable hope, adaptive hope, and illuminated allowances.

Her eyes were blazingly hopen.

by littlebubbaD December 6, 2010

hoenest

An honest prostitute, whore, hoe, or similar person of loose sexual morals (but still down with the truth). A bitch who not be tripping.

I knew she was hoenest when she told me I paid her too much and gave me $10 back.

by Schrodinger's Katana May 13, 2011

Hoenn baby

People who grew up on the Gameboy Advance Generation of Pokémon games. These people are generally fanatical about Hoenn (Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald). They are famous for their belief that no Pokémon game will ever succeed the Hoenn Generation. And their most prominent trait is they all universally believe that Hoenn remakes are the Second Coming.

Satoru Iwata: "I present to you, Pokémon X & Y"
Pokémon Fan: "WAHH!! I wanted Hoenn remakes"
Other Pokémon Fan: "You're such a Hoenn baby".

by verndanturf January 22, 2013