Hoboing 

When you succumb to your fetish of having sex with homeless women, but you chose to fuck them solely in the asshole because their pussy smells so vile you couldn't possibly get near it. Much like the blue waffle.

Dude I was totally in a hoboing gang bang last night. Now my dick smells like road kill and the inside of an Iraqi prison after rape night.

Hoboing by deeznuts2475 October 8, 2013

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

hoboing drinks by ChickenVader March 11, 2016

Hofoingi 

Icelandic word for Head Chef.

Maxx is the head chef in the kitchen, he’s a Hofoingi.

Hofoingi by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023

Hooving Around

Hooving around is the elite art of being completely on bullshit.
To “hoov around” is to move through life with maximum noise, energy, and confidence while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often involves yelling, pacing, hyping things up, creating chaos, or acting like something important is happening when, in reality, nothing productive is occurring whatsoever.

A person hooving around is somehow the loudest and most active person in the room while also accomplishing the least.

Hooving around - the act of being on bullshit

“Will was hooving around all night, yelling over the music, spilling three beers, knocking over chairs, and then claiming he was 10 deep.”

Hooving Around by MD_of_Fries May 18, 2026

yoo hooing 

Where you drive around late at night in neighborhoods armed with someone in the back seat and multiple empty (or soon to be empty) yoo hoo bottles. The person in the back seat rolls down the window and shouts "YOO HOO" very loudly and throws the bottle out of the window with great force thus breaking it. The driver then guns the gas and gets outta there and on to another neighborhood before the cops are called.

Person 1- "Hey dude you wanna go yoo hooing?"
Person 2- "no thanks, I got a citation for that last weekend."

yoo hooing by Texan832 August 23, 2011