by Stads365 March 20, 2009
Get the Houmoused mug.area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.
1.
guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?
guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!
2.
guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"
3.
guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?
guy#2: he was ....
guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!
guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?
guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!
2.
guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"
3.
guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?
guy#2: he was ....
guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!
guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
by valos1479 May 28, 2009
Get the hoezone mug.Related Words
by martallica May 25, 2010
Get the Rump Houmous mug.by night prawler May 22, 2005
Get the housoes mug.(hoe - zoe) origin: southern California dialect.
This term first originated at the University of California, Irvine. One could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time.
Generally, the woman that could be referred to as a "hozo" has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. Gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos.
You can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan.
Synonyms: skank, whore, ho, skeeze, slut, beeze, hocake, skankalicious
Refer to the VP Risk Managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. If you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to
surrender to her sexual advances. Your bodily safety is not guaranteed. Avoid this species at all costs.
A well known university professional at a popular public school in southern California that is known for it's abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. He had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
This term first originated at the University of California, Irvine. One could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time.
Generally, the woman that could be referred to as a "hozo" has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. Gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos.
You can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan.
Synonyms: skank, whore, ho, skeeze, slut, beeze, hocake, skankalicious
Refer to the VP Risk Managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. If you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to
surrender to her sexual advances. Your bodily safety is not guaranteed. Avoid this species at all costs.
A well known university professional at a popular public school in southern California that is known for it's abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. He had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
by Chrisha Tavez September 25, 2010
Get the hozo mug.1. A person suffering from or subject to housochondria.
2. A person who worries or talks excessively about perceived problems with his or her house.
3. A person with imaginary house problems and ailments.
2. A person who worries or talks excessively about perceived problems with his or her house.
3. A person with imaginary house problems and ailments.
Last month Jill was sure she had dry-rot. This month she's terrified of getting ice-dams. Now that she's a homeowner, Jill is such a housochondriac.
by Ted Irgens January 15, 2008
Get the housochondriac mug.by shmelly eggs June 21, 2006
Get the Houlo mug.