housochondriac 

1. A person suffering from or subject to housochondria.
2. A person who worries or talks excessively about perceived problems with his or her house.
3. A person with imaginary house problems and ailments.

Last month Jill was sure she had dry-rot. This month she's terrified of getting ice-dams. Now that she's a homeowner, Jill is such a housochondriac.

housochondriac by Ted Irgens January 15, 2008

Homochondriac 

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.

Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore

Homochondriac by njv1451 December 18, 2010