Mr. Hofschild

The greatest most amazing teacher in the world. He's also short, and good at doing physics.
Has a goatee, glasses, and is a beast.

Student1: I have a good teacher.
Student2: Is his name Mr. Hofschild?
Student1: No.
Student2: Then shut up.

by Special Kyle May 27, 2010

Household High

When one engages in using random substances in home or easily shop lifted items to get insanely blitzed when short on cash

After eating a box of coriciden, air duster hits and smoking rollies, Jeff was insanely household high

Guy 1: "Shit I'm short on cash too, fuck it let's pair up and lift some shit from wegmans for a household high"
Guy 2: "I'm with it man, I love seeing colors and blocks for 5 seconds, damn my chest hurts"

by bguy May 4, 2013

Household Chores

Torture for a little kid like you

My mom turned off Fortnite because she said for me to do my Household Chores

by reesha2282 April 16, 2019

Household High

When someone is so desperate for a high they will try anything in their house.

Man i had the worst household high last night. i tried to smoke a tampon...

by 232323Anonymous232323 May 30, 2009

householder

A fat-Cock swinging man of German decent. Typically bottoms out trailer park ho's.

John Holmes Really Gave the householder to that girl in the movie.

by GaiaEnviro December 14, 2014

Hauschildt

A rap dance performed in the streets of L.A. right before a major gang war.

Yo, before we thrash lets play some sick beats and get down Hauschildt styles.

by Amitabh Bachchan April 28, 2005

Hauschildt

A person who views the world with extreme disdain. They can be spotted by anti-social behaviour which includes, inter alia, incessant complaining, not answering the phone when friends call, and telling everyone and anyone to fuck off.

He's been acting all hauschildt ever since his girlfriend had sex with that guy.

Buddy pulled a hauschildt and jetted.

by Todd Bertuzzi July 15, 2004