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Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
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Holidosis

Holidosis is the disease of the holiday spirit. Mostly occured from early October to Early January. Religions and cultures may change effect of Holidosis. If your Christian Holidosis is usually side effects as Christmas spirit. And of course the nonsecular days Halloween and thanksgiving. If your Jewish your normally in the Hannukah spirit. And the nonsecular holidays like Halloween and thanksgiving. 9/10 people have it. The rest of the 1/10 are old hermits or beings without family.
Aye bro come over im so upset right now.

Nahh im to Happy

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I have a huge case of Holidosis.
by chorectophy October 8, 2014
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Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.
I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.
by smugglescoke July 16, 2018
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halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.
Matthew has halitosis.
by psycho bitch March 7, 2004
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halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.
The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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halitosis

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003
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housitosis

When a house has a funky smell.
I walked into his house and it smelled really gross; it had a bad case of housitosis.
by Daisyness November 12, 2011
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