hogtastic

Hogtastic is a penis of exemplary size, and taste.

i.e. Kathy, did you know that Tim's penis is hogtastic? Why yes Delia, I did.

by TheFalcon4life October 7, 2011

Cajun Hotstick

the act of Lubing your condom with bengay.

I was banging this crack whore and instead of using ky I gave her a cajun hotstick, she jumped up and was screaming that it burned.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

hotistic

Someone who's hot and autistic. Adopted as a slight tongue-in-cheek joke and mostly used by the autistic community.

"You can't be autistic, you don't look like it."
"It's called being hotistic, Brenda... Get with the times."

by TulipKitten July 10, 2023

Cajun Hotstick

The act of rough anal sex, withdrawl, followed by the re-entry of a backsweat-soaked cock. Can be followed by a Spanich Necktie on those especially frisky evenings.

"I unleashed the fury on her virgin ass and gave that loopy hooker a cajun hotstick."

by Fist 'o Fury August 9, 2004

hoetastic

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

homtastic

Combination of homosexual and fantastic.

Something that is fantastically gay

Dave: Did you see that pink jeep
Pete: Yeah, it was homtastic

by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005

Hotistic

Hotistic is a word to describe a girl who at first glance appears to be hot but gives the impression that she is autistic based on her gestures, posture, or ridiculous faces in photos over the internet.

Guy1: Hey man did you see Alyssa's new profile picture?

Guy2: Yes I did she looks really hotistic.

Guy1: I know the face she made looks really dull and lifeless.

by CommaHicks December 18, 2012