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hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up
How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?
by Blank with blank May 13, 2019
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Bravo Housewife Hot

A level of hotness for a woman. Typically associated with upper class, older women who typically use plastic surgery to enhance their look. Large breasts are almost neccesary to be included in this level of hotness. A pretty face is not. The newest type of MILF.
You see that fine older dime piece over there. With those breasts, she's Bravo Housewife Hot.
by spuds927 May 29, 2010
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horse hot

the very definition of hottness. when something is so amazing that the phrase "thats hot" will not do, use horse hot. created and inspired by myspace-ruler creepy amanda. The negative connotation of the phrase is "horse hell" and can be used when something is completly horrible.
Kim: Have you seen CreepyAmandas myspace?
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?

Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats
by KimberDean May 17, 2008
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horse-and-buggy hot

Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.
"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"

"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"
by That_Bev February 1, 2015
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hothouse flower

A hothouse flower is flower that isn't hardy enough to grow under natural conditions. It has to be pampered and grown in a greenhouse or hothouse.

In regard to people it's used to describe someone who needs pampering or special conditions.

It doesn't exclusively mean high maintenance, but, needing special circumstances on some level to flourish, grow, be happy, or stable.
"She's the kinda girl you have to give space. A real hothouse flower. Turn the heat on her too much and she's outta there."

"He's kind of a hothouse plant. If he doesn't draw everyday he just wilts into depression."

(Nicholas Nickleby, 1838)"Mrs. Witterly is of a very excitable nature, very delicate, very fragile, a hothouse plant."

On an episode of "Frazier," Frazier was complaining about various things that bothered him. His father said, "Aren't you the little hothouse orchid."
by Anissa J January 4, 2008
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Hothouse Hopping

Going to the greenhouse with your friends, buying a bunch of flowers, and then shitty bar hopping on the way home
“We had some killer hothouse hopping today!!”
“It’s a beautiful day to hothouse hop!”
by SkiPanda43 May 14, 2021
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hothouse

paige you are one hothouse
by spaghetti whiteboards May 14, 2020
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