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Hot Mess

When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott
Man she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott!
by SkunkMelish April 13, 2009
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Hot Mess

Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.
"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."

"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."
by Aeroach May 12, 2014
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Hot Mess

A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.
by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008
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Hot Mess

A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.
After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.
by nas'd November 2, 2011
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Hot Mess

Is a putrid mole who is able to hide the stench of her disco pussy...
One who often drops at arq (or is banned)
G=MC dropped Dah Dah Dah
They often make high pitched and irritating noises and need to be put in the corner for time out.
by BDGurl October 31, 2011
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Hot Mess

A wide range of attractive, beautiful women that usually has unlikeable characteristic such as mental or emotional issues and bad habits and that she might end up putting her friends or partner in an uncomfortable predicament. She is therefore treated as a person who nobody wants to take seriously.
Mike: I saw Diane sniffing all that junk herself last night in a friend's party when I accidentaly barged on the toilet.

Bryan: I used to have a crush on that girl back in high school. She was so hot with those pom-poms.

Mike: Still is, man. What a hot mess she's become though.
by The_Stranger August 9, 2012
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Hot Mess

When you usually do not care about your appearance yet you are still attractive
Damn, that girl Tiffany always looks like a hot mess!
by shadysarah February 18, 2015
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