Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
by RebelJel December 24, 2019

Usually a female in gender, who after taking on your "hose" one or more times in any orphus of her body becomes, obsessive, psychotic, and tempermental.
"Morgan was cool to hang out with but after she sucked my dick and we fucked whe turned into a Psycho Hose Beast"
by Jojo! May 19, 2008

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is
1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"
1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"
by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!
by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003

An overweight, crooked toothed, hooker with physical features similar to that of a California Condor or average vulture. Species has a distinct odor emitting form the crotch area.
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution
by Anonymous October 6, 2003

by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021
