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Psycho Hose Beast

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
by RebelJel December 24, 2019
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Psycho Hose Beast

Usually a female in gender, who after taking on your "hose" one or more times in any orphus of her body becomes, obsessive, psychotic, and tempermental.
"Morgan was cool to hang out with but after she sucked my dick and we fucked whe turned into a Psycho Hose Beast"
by Jojo! May 19, 2008
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Psycho Hose Beast

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is

1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"
i was eating at Pizza Hut, and Psycho Hoes Beast show up.... WHY
by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003
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Psycho Hose Beast

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!
Whoa dude! I boinged a Psycho Hose Beast. Her 23 penises were slapping me on the face.
by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003
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nappy snatch hose beast

An overweight, crooked toothed, hooker with physical features similar to that of a California Condor or average vulture. Species has a distinct odor emitting form the crotch area.
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.
Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!
by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021
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