hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

dirty howitzer

When a bro orgasms and succussfully lands the load on the lower, middle, and upper back.

Last night when I pulled out, I over shot her ass, but still landed a dirty howitzer.

by The FSbrO September 19, 2013

howitzer

A robotic cannon used in desert storm. It is a very devastating weapon and only takes 2 men to fire. It is much more effective than the world war 2 artillery cannons.

The Howitzer was invented by the Germans.

by The Man October 16, 2003

Howitzer

Referring to a really fat girl. Comes from the saying "Bringin in the big guns"

"That club would be nice if there weren't so many howitzers in there"

by Skillz925 June 16, 2009

horriterritrashbadible

adj. used to describe the appearance or outcome of a very bad person, place, thing, or event.

"Giirl, did you see her outfit?! It was horriterritrashbadible!!!"

by ndeastham August 6, 2009

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017