Horseshit and Vinegar 

A pugent smell emitted from a white anglo-saxon protestant after a long day of rabbit hunting.

guy:"AYO DRAKE"
Drake: huh??????
guy: You smell like horseshit and VINEGAR
Drake: sorry dude its rabbit season ;)
guy: hell yea

Horseshit and Vinegar by jumpyjota March 16, 2012

horseshitishness 

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.

There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.

horseshitishness by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

horsewhacker 

An exceptionally long penis, so called because it is out of proportion to the average male body and long and thick enough to strike a person.

"My horsewhacker is thicker than a donkey dick and longer than an ox cock."

horsewhacker by mattykay August 20, 2009

Housewhopped 

When a man becomes accustomed to staying home with wifey/girlfriend 24/7. When he no longer desires to go out with the guys an have a good time. Instead he is whopped to staying in the house. This is usually a gradual thing as the girlfriend/wifey constant nagging an clinging breaks him down. He becomes a shell of his former self. He also starts to come up with Lame excuses to why he isnt going out which keep getting lamer.

Where has John been. Oh man he is "Housewhopped" all he does is stay home with Karen playing Xbox. I heard Bob just stays home under Chrissy arse all the time. Yea that guy is housewhopped.

Housewhopped by Bacardipr05 June 7, 2011

Horseshit Whisperer 

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

Horseshit Whisperer by tirtle March 14, 2017

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot 

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot by kel the dog August 14, 2010

Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

Harvard Horseshit by waytogo September 22, 2009