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Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.
by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018
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A Homelander

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.
Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.
by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020
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horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.
Your theory is utter horseradish!
by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017
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Bojack Horseman

1: Dude we ran out of coke.
2: it's cool we got a liter of diet coke.
1: fuck yeah I love me some BOJACK HORSEMAN!!
by Johnny wu September 30, 2014
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Homelander'n it

Jerking off on a rooftop after losing all mental stability.
Jerry was Homelander'n it on the empire state building yesterday.
by NotPhatPhuck 420.69 November 15, 2020
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Bojack Horseman

The feeling you get when you see something that doesn't seem like it's the best thing ever, but the more you experience it the more you enjoy it
Guy1: man this show sucks
Guy2: who knows maybe it will be another Bojack Horseman
by Sock monkey 8654 November 1, 2016
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Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.
Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.
by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016
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