hereford bypass 

Something that everyone wants, but it never happens.
Also a response by Herefordians for literally anything.

1) Are you ever going to get that new phone!? It's just like Hereford bypass
2a) What do you think of the traffic today? Bypass.
2b) How was the school run? Bypass.

2c) Did you get to your wedding on time? We really need a bypass.

hereford bypass by pseudunnit September 23, 2020

hereford middle school 

1. A school that gets it's students from Sparks Elementary, Prettyboy, 5th District, 7th District, and some Jacksonville schools.

2. A school made up of mostly preps who think that they're the shit and that they're wicked cool skaters and all, but don't know the first thing about a board. If you walked up to one of them, and asked if they could do a Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on their on their board, they would say, and I quote, "Oh, yeah, dude, that's like, um, wicked easy, bro." Pathetic.

3. A school minorly made up of wannabe rockers and puck-ass kids, (I'm a bit of both) who really sware to much and get in fights with preps a lot. We are both kind of posers, but I think my side is more fun. And we ACTUALLY skate and have lives beside talking about how great Hannah Montana looked last night.

4. A school really minorly, but some of it, is populated by Pokemon loving, Bakugan brawling, Yu-Gi-Oh trading dorks. They practically stalk the wannabe-rockers and punks, showing them how good they are at pulling a grind on Tony Hawk 3, or on a Tech Dech board, hoping to be accepted into the ranks of rock-dom, but turned aside. Pity them.

1. Dude, I'm going to Hereford Middle School next year!

2. OMG, we are soooo not preps! I mean, my friend at Hereford Middle School pulled a sick Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on his board! That's not preppy!

3. Fuck off, I'm sleeping through English class, you retard. I don't CARE about all that shitty pop music. Oh man, I hate Hereford Middle School...

4. OH! OH! OH! LOOK AT MY PIKACHU! IT'S THE COOLEST POKEMON IN HEREFORD MIDDLE SCHOOL! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK AT MY TECH DECK! DON'T LEAVE!!!

hereford middle school by joe_kicks_major_pwnage_ass April 6, 2009

Horseporn 

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless

Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!

Horseporn by Pinko November 27, 2004

Hereford

One would define Hereford in several different ways. There\'s the obvious: Hereford High School, the school in Northern Baltimore County with one of the best agriculture programs in the state. One would also define it as a way of life: taking pride in your state champ football team, your high overall SAT scores, being a Hereford Bull, joing the firehall and leaving class to go on fire calls, going to cattle shows, sleeping in barns on haystacks, smoking during lunch down at Bunker Hill, The Dip, the Bull Run.. the list will forever go on. Hereford is also a way of life: once you\'re here, you\'re lucky to get out.

I live in Hereford, I run The Dip once a week and sleep with my cattle when I have cattle shows.

Hereford by Anne Hottes C. April 26, 2005

Horsewood 

A certain person who works at a certain large Diy store in the north lincolnshire area who goes out of her way to piss everyone off in every way she can think of.

Not only this but this certain person seems to be in love with horses and fantasises over them at night in her stable with her fuckin' sugar lumps and fuckin' salt lick!

I think we all know who it is!

Fuckin' Horsewood!

Horsewood by jebend dick ched February 2, 2008

Hereford, Texas

A small town in Texas that smells like the toilet after a trucker took the hugest shit of his life. When there is alot of wind, you can smell it from miles away, causing people to bag on the terrible reak of Amarillo because shitty ass Hereford is blowing in. With a population of 15,000 of either people that are the epitome of white trash - or mexican illegal immigrants.

Visitor of Amarillo: What the fuck is that smell?

Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.

Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.

Hereford, Texas by Taylor and Julie May 15, 2010

Hereford High School 

a school where 75% of people are the same in ways such as they are over dramatic spoiled bitches who claim how "mature/grown up" they are evan though they critisize ppl about EVERY LITTLE THING & pretty much if you dont like lax,arent OBSESSED with facebook,and dont spend your weekends smoking weed, your pretty much classified by the "populare" people as "gay".and the other 25% of ppl here like me who are looked down upon by the other "common" 75% like to sit back and watch and get a good laugh out of those queeermotherfuckers who will get ABSOLUTELY nothing out of life, and will most likely spend there adulthood as rich spoiled fucks who gorge on depression pills and will have children who will grow up just like them.

North Carroll dude-im not signing up for lax this year, and i think im going to quit smoking weed. i have to earn my money, and i have better things to spend money on.

Hereford High School guy-........your gay.

Hereford High School by dimplesandcream32 December 24, 2007