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Race Horse 

This is pretty much a hybird of a "Snow Mobile" and a "Hot Carl" first and foremost, when doing a your partner from behind, you knock their front arms and ride them on their face, much like a "Snow Mobile" but in this case, you take a tube sock full of poo poo, and whip your partner with it, kind of like how a jockey rides a Race Horse. YA! YA! YA!
Hey baby, you mind if we play Kentucky Durby? I'll be the jocky, and you'll be the "Race Horse"
Race Horse by revenkai October 11, 2006
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race horse streaks 

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear
Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks
race horse streaks by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019

Race horse 

A slender spliff perfect for inconspicuous consumption. Over before anyone even notices.
Dude, you ready? Let’s step out the back the for a race horse?
Race horse by Born like this February 12, 2022

two ton race horse 

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
two ton race horse by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Horseface Hottie (HFH) 

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.
Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
horseface by Adnan January 13, 2004

HorseFace 

A face as long as Sarah Jessica Parker's
Wow! Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface
HorseFace by BiotechTRGM June 12, 2019