A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
by TiberiusC October 8, 2020
Get the Horse’s Ass mug.Even worse than being called a Horse's Ass because you get the middle word added, one of the worst things you can be called no doubt
Person 1: Dude your a jew!
Person 2: Screw you, your a Horse's Niggers Ass!!
Person 1: No comment...(usually leaves people speechless)
Person 2: Screw you, your a Horse's Niggers Ass!!
Person 1: No comment...(usually leaves people speechless)
by conmanxtreme July 7, 2011
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who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 8, 2004
Get the Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) mug.To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.
by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020
Get the blow the horse in my puss/ass mug.Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."
So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!
by Leah H December 21, 2006
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Get the Horses Ass mug.The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
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