Hoover

someone who walks everywhere

I always see that dirty ass bum hoofing it on the side of the road. Cracka must not even own a car. What a Hoover.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Hoover

an insane blowjob where your partner sucks so hard - you need to pull the bed sheet out of your asshole

Man, she looks like a hoover machine! Go get some!!

by Lonx January 13, 2004

hoover

Someone that sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

Tommy's mum is such a Hoover.

by tibbons October 28, 2003

Hoover

Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.

Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".

After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.

by bpow1234 August 3, 2010

Hoover

it means sucking dick

"Teigan like to hoover a lot, if you know what i mean

by soft boi clique January 9, 2019

Hoover

An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.

That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Hoover

a girl who really knows how to suck dick

Man that bitch was suckin' it like a Hoover, but the dumb bitch stopped early and now she's blind in one eye (from my jizz).

by Nick D February 13, 2003