Hoover

An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.

That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Hoover

a girl who really knows how to suck dick

Man that bitch was suckin' it like a Hoover, but the dumb bitch stopped early and now she's blind in one eye (from my jizz).

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Hoover

An other word for Marijuana (pot, weed, kush, etc...).

"I be smokin' on that hoover!"
"yo man that party was crazy bro, Jimmy had a pound of hoover!"

by FookieBookie June 8, 2013

Hoover

A dumb word used by New Zealandish Mexicans to describe the act of vacuuming. Even though its a vacuum brand and not an action.

Guy 1:Yo mate I'm gonna hoover around in a bit if you wanna do the dishes.

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Neilio D December 2, 2011

Hoover

The act of placing ones mouth over the nose of another and blowing air into their nose, causing an uncomfortable noise to come out of their mouth.

Tony fell asleep during sex so I hoovered that bitch to wake him up.

by My neck my back April 17, 2016

Hoover

Nick name given to one who snorts a line of cocaine with amazing quickness and grace

To snort massive ammounts of coke without showing signs of bodily resistance.

Even though it was his first time, he Hoovered that rail like it was powdered sugar.

by Vega6794 January 30, 2003

Hoover

Hoover: Adjective "who-ver"

1. Someone who sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. (hoover vacuum)

- An expression describing a girl that is a slut, skank, hoe, ect ect. The term comes from a well known vacuum brand, which explains the use of the word.

That girl is a straight hoover, do you know how many guys she's been with?

by Loveambs February 19, 2009