Hootie 

1. A muscular homosexual who lacks control.

2. A person who breaks things mostlikely because his gayness has an adverse effect on his fine motor skills.

Dude, check out that hootie who is hitting on Sean!

Ethan just pulled a hootie and broke the car.

Hootie by spencer P July 20, 2008

Hootie 

Slang for a burger-fucker.

Related word;see Blowfish

Hootie by Moo March 12, 2005

Hootie 

A man of great mysterious capabilities, such as smoking 20 packs a day and drinking 3 gallons of Mt. Dew a day.

Damn man u just Hootied that Dew bro.

Teach me how to Hootie. all the bitches love'em.

Hootie by Natalie Launer August 21, 2010

hootie 

Sweetheart, girl- or boyfriend, someone you're dating or stuck on.

Who's yer hootie?

hootie by Jay Young January 15, 2004

Hootie 

A bad smell that originates from the anus orofice or mouth cavity.

Usually smelling rank and moderately unattractive.

ANUD!!!! What smells like hootie??

Hootie by Brendizzle February 5, 2004

Hootie 

Someone from Pennsylvania... Especially someone of the weird sort.

Andy is a Hootie.

Hootie by sk8rscarsonme June 28, 2009

hootie 

a person who gets intoxicated, whether intentionally or not

They had pale beer, and they put alcohol in the bottom. It was hot in the summer, and it was so cold you could see the frost on the outside of the container…It tasted so good and cold, I said wow. They said, 'man, you ready for another,' and I replied, 'yeah.' After about the third one they said when you going to blow. I said I was ready, but when I tried to get up I couldn't get out of the seat. They said, 'man, this cat come up here and got hootied.' So from then on the cats started calling me Hootie."
- Frank Driggs and Chuck Haddix, from "Kansas City Jazz: From Ragtime to Bebop -- A History"

hootie by JakeSF December 28, 2005