Cutest Wee Hooman

Group of words used in conjunction to describe your favorite smol human

Soft yet appealing to even the baddest of bitches
Often used alongside beautiful, sexy, cute, hot etc.

Shania is the cutest wee hooman I've ever met and I love her more than she does

by American frankenfurter January 3, 2020

Hooman

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018

Hookanomics

hook-uh-nom-iks
To smoke out of a tobacco pipe of Eastern origin with a long, flexible tube by which the smoke is drawn through a jar of water, while studying the social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems.

Person 1: "Hey you, lets do some Hookanomics!"
Person 2: "Sounds good! Light up the Hookah!"

by vb999 December 13, 2009

Hoooman

Hooooman is the king of owls,
He has a propeller on his head and has an arm with a hook on it, he has no feathers and has no eyes, he has sonar echoes.

Did you see Sir Vincent and his owl. Hoooman is complete fail.
Christina searched for answers along with her owl Hedwig. They saw Hoooman and shot him. Hooooman is complete fail so he cannot die

by The God King FTW June 28, 2009

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

Hook Man

1) Similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.

2) A scary story you might tell a person's butt hole. Every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. "...and they say the hook man still lives today!" At this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, I prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. Then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful butt hole.

1)
PERSON1: Is Dave running hook man tonight?
PERSON2: Yeah!
PERSON1: This parties gonna be off the hook!

2)
PERSON1: You said you gave her the hook man story last night?
PERSON2: Yeah! Got a butt hole-in-one!
PERSON1: Nice!

by Super__Villain February 12, 2010

HookGangGod

Damn bruh... This That Fella HookGangzGod Y'all stay sleeping on Him Saying " Oh he only an online warrior now" Talking out yo Ahh Meanwhile Big Ed pulls up in the Benz and shows you the smooth Piccolo right After Hitting The Gym

He’s saying “Unbelievable this Baffoon.... thus gentlemanly monsieur PiousGatheringScythe, groups of men postulate so ‘ a Clandestine Warrior he is , But only on Heavens Waves!” a countenance of a chuckle Beseeched By Thine Posterior! countenance of hearty laughter At that very moment, rather Granduer Edward, hoisted in his carriage, promoted a comparatively well ordered Piccolo, soon as court was adjourned.(HookGangGod)
April 6, 2021

by whentheneckreveal May 3, 2021