play hooky

to avoid going to work or school without an excuse

Why do you play hooky every time this happens?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Hoof Beat

A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.

Kobe was beating it to a hoof beat.

by Broswaggins May 15, 2013

Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

Hooey

When you wanna scream That's a load of Bullshit at the top of your lungs but there's a sweet old grandma next to you so you opt for "ThATs A LOad OF HooEY"

WHaT ThE!- ThaTS A loAD OF Hooey

by 🌸💗ι wαnτ τo βε α flowεr💗🌸 November 9, 2018

Hoody Season

that time of the year (usually in the fall) where it's cold enough to wear a hoody but not cold enough to warrant wearing anything heavier (like a coat)

Hoody Season lasts longer for some people than others. it can even last throughout the whole winter. it depends on the place

I'm getting ready for Hoody Season!

by RDD57 September 10, 2010

Hooyo

Hooyo is a Somalian word which in English means mom or mother

My Hooyo is called my phone 30 times

My hooyo cooked food for me at home

by ttxyee September 18, 2020

hoofenhafen

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019