Hoof

Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.

Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.

by Hoofmeister April 23, 2009

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

Hoofing

The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.

by Lorrrun. October 13, 2011

Hoofing

Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Brony #1: Rarity is totaly the hottest My Little Pony character.

Brony #2: No way, Dude, I've been hoofing to Applejack in my cubicle for an hour.

by RainbowDashBrony October 19, 2011

Hoofed it

To drive very fast to a destination

"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"

by purpleschmurple June 07, 2016

HOOF

HOOF is an acronym that stands for 'Honest On Our Friendship.'
It was originally used by students at St Peters to see whether someone was telling the truth or not but is now used to take the piss out of Kyle 'Hoof' Carter.

John: Are you telling the truth?

Julie: Hoof.

Jack: Hey look its Kyle 'Hoof' Carter!

by chaphoof December 24, 2010

hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004