Chris Hansen

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.

I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!

by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007

Honemoon

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

my honest reaction

An internet meme which portrays one's ability to not give a fuck or not care.

You are horrid at maths

my honest reaction:

by AFoxWhichIsClever March 12, 2023

Chris Hansen Effect

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".

"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017

Honest Dollar

A dollar you actually worked for, not ripped off from your friend or the Government. People who don't have an Honest Dollar are usually cheap and don't wanna contribute towards the normal expenses of everyday life.

"It's not free to take care of your drunk ass all night, can't you at least contribute an honest dollar?!"

by kyleandmelissa22 January 2, 2012

Hanseugen

To exclaim frustration. A replacement for "for fucks sake" or "grrrr". Said forcefully and with conviction.
Can also be said to fire oneself up, to get ready for a task you're not looking forward to.

Hanseugen! Why doesn't this work?!

by Meladjusted November 6, 2019

honest injun

A phrase used to express the truthfulness of a statement, much like scout's honor. Considered impolite or not politically correct because "injun" is a slang term for an Native American Indian. This phrase has not been in common use for decades.

We never cheat on our taxes -- honest injun!

by ravenwaen January 7, 2010